Kitten Catastrophe free writing story

By Seihara Andrews

PUPPIES LIFE

Hi!My name is Puffy I’m still in my home the pet shop because I'm a puppy. I’ve always wanted to see the outer world. But all the being in a pet shop thing changes today! It’s adoption day! Were we all get adopted,and what I mean by us is the fish,the bird’s,the kittens and us puppies! The first family!A bird? I’ll just wait till the next one,a fish,the next one,a kitten,next one ,gasp! He’s going for a puppy!Oh,he went for Jack. ”See ya!”.

Ding! Dong! I’m not going to bother getting worked up, I’m never going to get picked. ” ‘Cute!”.said a little girl.”What? “I said. “ That one please.”She said. So the nice man picked me up and of I went to my new home. She’s gave me a yummy treat?Cool! My very own fancy pee or poo corner! And an beautiful play corner! How are the toy’s so clean ,shiny and has no bite marks on them!Well if this place is that good,then I can get used to that.

5 YEARS LATER

"Come on boy,come on!" said Kate. I just want to sleep."PUFFY!!!"Kate said screaming."Bark!"I said in such fright."I'm going out.Wanna come?'' I just mumbled.So of she went and I got up and did my usual morning routine: Get up,go for a wee,eat and then play!


1 DOGGY FUN HOUR LATER


Knock!Knock!

I think she's home with my treat!!!

"I got something for you Puffy little boy!"Kate said working me up.She's opening it.And now it's time to run away!Because what I see here is a KITTEN!!!

Well,how bad could it be?


2 WEEKS LATER

KITTENS LIFE

OK,what to brake first and blame on the puppy.I know! of all of them I'm just gonna go for a classic,the vase.Crash!There,now just get the dog and annoy him and bring him here and that's it,wait,I know, because it's fun,I'll brake the old picture of Kate and discussing Puffy.Smash! Now the dog.Oh,he's already there,OK."MEOW!!!"
Here she come's!

"whats wrong kitty?" "GASP!''

Good,now he's done! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Know what?If you so angry about this place,I'm going to ... put you in the garage.Wait what!?!
OK,ok .She's probably just joking. "By the way I am not joking." She said

And let me tell you,she was not joking.I guess i could live with no more  trouble,no more hatred to the dog dog..."NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''Is what animals hear,but humans hear-"MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So the weeks past no fun to have no one to prank and blame the thing on it...THAT'S IT!!!!!
Mua haha HAHAHA HA HA!!!!! But the humans hear...meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, when Kate wakes up she will find her whole room is covered in my friends poop! HAHAHA!!!! Oh,then she will have to throw me in! I will update when I'm ready.
OK,ready for update? OK, so it was lets just say it didn't really go as,well...
FAIL!!!!
So next one , brake the .... VASE!!!!
OK, I'm in the garage with dog! Ok, nothing in here is not broken .... oh,

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!